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Here’s an alternative for your baby, a Moffii Cocoon.
The Moffii Oberon is the most natural environment you can give your baby. It has been used for centuries around the world and started life simply as a material cradle, swaying the baby gently to sleep. From that heritage, where the baby is held just as they were for the first nine months of their life, a modern innovation is added – a spring translates any movement your baby makes into a soft and gentle rocking motion which mimics the womb and is ideal for lulling them to sleep.
Here’s a guy you can hire for about $300 for chartered sex on his airplane fitted with a mattress.
Couples from 18 and 19 up to their 60s. I’ve taken between 75 and 100 in five years. I’ve had people fly in from New York, New Jersey and Miami just to do the mile-high club. It’s a lot easier (for them) than getting in the bathroom of a 737
A very funny musical fairy tale based on the story of The Princess and the Pea
Check out this camel testing a mattress with his friend Zebra.
Okay, I need to give my new mattress a thorough checking out. With these two big humps on my back I wouldn’t want to get a back ache. First is the jumping test to check the padding quality… This is my mattress, you guys go find your own because I’m not going to share it with you; That spoiled zebra wants all of my things…
Here’s a couple that had a sexual intercourse on an old mattress in New York very recently. If you don’t want strangers making love on the old mattress you just threw out on the street, take it directly to the trash center.
OK, so it’s 2:30 a.m. on a Monday night, and right outside my window, on the public street below, in front of God and everybody are a man and a woman going to town on a dirty, stained mattress the neighbor girl threw out earlier that morning!!! Imagine!