Check out the new upcoming Paris Hilton Matress Backpack.

New York–Keeping in line with her ever-growing list of public roles, Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton is adding one more item to her already voluminous signature product series: a new backpack-mattress hybrid.

“I’m like an American princess,” said Hilton. “Except that I’ve slept with most of the country. This new product shows the delicate balance between jet-setting billionairess and flagrant whore that I’ve been looking for.”

When asked why she ended her quote with a preposition, Hilton bristles. “Duh,” she said. “How do you think anybody gets a date with me?”

Hilton also says her new signature product will include the latest, state-of-the art materials.